July 2010
37 posts
Hello world!
<3
ONCE AGAIN!!! pissed off at the army advertising on Facebook & MSN… GAH!
what happened?
“I looked the devil straight in the eyes… and I blinked”
ouchy ouchy ouchy stupid room with stupid drill parts!!
i wake up and im all alone… all by myself… XD
now is time to sleep… flip side chatch ya the… yawn… thats about right right?
screw that green tea and doodles sounds like a better plan now XD
wants a new tattoo… well would like a few new tattoos but one would be nice too XD
Imma get a pony and name it horse and grow it up making it think its a horse even tho its a pony then on its 10th bithday ill feed him a sugar cube stroke him and then wisper in his ear “your just a pony…” he will feel so saddned/sickend/betrade…(and so on) he will be begging of that shotgun.
Plastic Wings and Plastic smiles :)
He spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years ‘till his liver exploded Now what’s Bob gonna do now that he can’t drink? The doctor said, “What you been thinkin’ ‘bout?” Bob said, “That’s the point, I won’t think about nothing Now I gotta do something else,” OI OI OI!
you made that one easy stan lee sooo easy in spidey 3
just saw stan lee again!!! (spiderman two)
he saved an ethinc woman!!
you go girl!!
Just Spotted Stan Lee (spiderman) :D
hes a Pimp! well a old guy but old people can be pimps!
Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.
http://www.wix.com/LeftHimDyingToGetIn/Alex-Duncan-Official-Street-Team
A very good Singer/ Songwriter
Reminds me i must go see her again :D
so many plans!!
i only need £10000 for my biggest anyone wanna give me that much?!
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear Claude Raines was the invisible man Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam…..
lodsa AWESOME COVERS tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touching me…. Touching you!!!!!!!!!!
We are the queer We are the whore Ammunition In the class war
I needed more wine, you needed more sleep…
a public service announcement followed me home the other day
neighbours banged cause we were singing ‘Any way you want it that’s the way you need it any way you want it’ then we put the the whole song on then sang it and it was awesome with air instruments and everything!!!
“I ain’t no Cinderella, I ain’t waiting for no prince, To save me in fact until just now I was doing just fine. And on and on..”
Im bored!
just about to do some guitar/bass recording for the jewfag!
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a ship’s wheel attached to your crotch.” And the pirate says, “Gharrrr!, it’s driving me nuts.”
I like Candy do you have candy?
I like candy no do you have candy?
no do you have candy?
no do you have candy?…
and so on.
XD
i want someone to wake up with and talk about random crap then fall asleep while talking more random crap!
June 2010
124 posts
listening to muse must mean sleepy time soon :)
PORK NIGHT!!!
best eulogy ever:
“J” to the Sizzle. “O” to the Hizzle.
ive got chips coming soon :D
Randy: look at all those people in suits Earl, its just like Ted from put on them magic sunglasses and went into the matrix.
Randy: man I wish I had robot legs. Or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool. With like a knife finger and a spoon finger and a fork finger and a toothbrush finger and a comb finger and a bottle opener finger, and a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger… but regular thumbs. You got to have regular thumbs.
Earl: true.
Randy: she’s right Earl. She is a woman and we’re men. You remember we talked about that.
maybe you should listen to Catalina. She’s a woman just like Natalie. They’re both woman her and Natalie. You and I are men. We’re not woman. you see men think differently than woman. You and I think different than Natalie nad Catalina cos we’re men and they’re woman. I’m right, right. I’m not wrong. Am I wrong?
brb interwebs going on a field trip…
Fat Abbot: Heeyy hey hey. What’s goin’ down, y’all? Rudy: Man, Fat Abbot. What are you doin’ on this side of the ‘hood? Fat Abbot: You know somethin’, Rudy? You’re like school in summertime. Rudy: School in summertime? Fat Abbot: Yeah,...